The diary of a jambite in ABU Zaria
We went to the drama village to watch a play, it started raining after the play, like joke, she saw a car and jumped into it- leaving me to endure the drench of the rain. That was the day I realised how important a car is to a woman!
Secondly, she insisted we meet at the most expensive eatery in the school, a plate of food cost N1k, big money to spend on one sitting by a student in the middle of the semester! I had 2k home and abroad -stupid love, I risked my tomorrow to feed my today’s urge. So, I went to Friezlers to wait for my date.
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She took forever to arrive, when she did, she was all over the world with an air of attitude. As feared, she ordered more than my pocket could carry. I made do with a bottle of Pepsi and a doughnut, after all, na babe I come toast, no be food I come eat.
Like film, this babe took a single scoop of what she ordered, wiped her lips with the serviette and dropped it in the full plate of food. She was done! Done with almost N1,500 with just a bite?
My vex be say, she dropped the stained serviette in the food, why order for food when you aren’t hungry? She responded thus,’I thought you said you are a big boy?’.
Jejely, I beckoned the waiter, paid N300 which was my own bill and proudly walked out of her- how she settled her bill na she sabi that one oh.
Written By Abdullahi O.Haruna haruspice
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